Interview with Elijah “EP” Taylor
This week we interviewed my closest friend, Elijah “EP” Taylor. He is barely taller than a desk and stronger than somebody weaker than him. We asked him 12 questions—here are his answers.
Would you rather be 6’5″ or have your legs amputated?
6’5″
Would you rather have one undisclosed amount of money or a different undisclosed amount of money?
1
What are the top three nicknames you have?
JP, ET, Bigs
What about EP?
Would you rather get $1 million that doubles every day for a month or 1 penny?
Penny
Who is your role model?
Kyle Cochran
What’s your favorite color?
Red
Would you take $1 million or donate it to the homeless?
Donate
Who is your favorite athlete?
Kyle Cochran
LeBron or MJ?
MJ
Wrong
Would you rather fight 3 rabid dogs or 1 homeless guy?
1 homeless guy
Would you rather fight a bear or get put up for adoption?
Bear
What would you rate these questions out of 10?
I forget
Thank you, EP, for answering our questions. RIP the bear.




















