This week we interviewed Logan “Gogan” Rittenhouse. He is a humanoid being, taller than the average rodent and stronger than the average ant. We asked him 13 questions; here are his answers.
Do you have any nicknames? Why or why not?
Gogan, because my friends think it’s funny.
Who is your role model?
Drew Sauder, because he’s nonchalant.
Would you rather get a million dollars that doubles every day for a month or one penny?
One million that doubles every day for a month, because then I won’t have to keep track of a ton of pennies.
If you had the option to take one undisclosed amount of money or a different undisclosed amount of money, which one would you take, 1 or 2?
I don’t even know what that means.
Yes, you do, Gogan.
What’s your favorite color?
Probably maybe Geen, because Geen has kind of a greenish color that I can’t really describe.
Would you take $1 million or donate it to the homeless?
I would donate it to the homeless because I’m already getting a million doubled every day.
Who is your favorite athlete?
Walter Payton is my fav, because he played for Da Bears.
You thought that he was Gary Payton.
LeBron (THE GOAT) or MJ (the bum)?
MJ, because his music is pretty good.
Who is your favorite GTA main character and why?
Cjis is my fav because of his famous voice line that I can’t say because it has a naughty word in it, but it is pretty cool.
Would you rather fight 3 rabid dogs or 1 homeless guy?
A homeless guy, because he’ll let me win since I gave him a million earlier.
Are you going to do football next year?
Obviously.
Would you rather fight a bear or get put up for adoption?
I would probably maybe pay the homeless man another million to fight the bear for me.
What would you rate these questions out of 10?
1.55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 out of 10.
Thank you, Gogan, for answering my questions. W Gogan.
