This Hornet Spotlight, I will be interviewing Ezra Dohner. He’s a 6’3 nonchalant dreadhead and is arguably the G.O.A.T.
1. If all of your teachers fought in a tournament, who would win and what would their strategy be?
“Mr. Wear and his strategy would move around and make a move when he has the opportunity because he is quick.”
2. What do you think of the Gucci Bucket hat?
“Don’t know what that is.” (Yes you do.)
3. What is your favorite food and why?
“Grapes because they are juicy.”
4. What is your favorite car and why?
“I forget.”
5. What is the most massive meme of 2025?
“Six-Seven.”
6. What is your favorite Clash Royale card?
“Rune Giant.” (Mid, hog rider the goat.)
7. What do you do in your free time?
“Go to basketball games.”
8. What nicknames do you have and if so, why?
“Dohn2 from Drew and I don’t know why.”
9. Who is your idol?
“I forget.” ( I’m sure you did.)
10. Would you rather have 1 million dollars that doubles every day for 1 month or a penny?
“A penny.” (Wise choice.)
11. What is your favorite animal and why?
“I don’t know.”
12. What animal will win in a fight, the red-lipped batfish, or the giant horse conch?
“Red-lipped batfish.” (Wrong, considering the horse conch is the largest species of conch and is WAY larger than the inferior red-lipped batfish.)
