This week, we interviewed James Alden “Jeremy” Ray Harmon, an 8th grader. He is a very interesting character and always makes his friends laugh and giggle whenever he is around. We asked him 12 questions; here are his responses.
“What is the most massive meme, and why is it so massive?”
“The massive meme is the low taper fade meme, and it’s so massive because I’m still seeing new ones I haven’t seen before.”
“What’s the best haircut and why?”
“The best haircut is a low taper fade because it’s massive.”
“Who is the GOAT of basketball and why?”
“The GOAT of basketball is Michael Jordan because he’s 6-0 in the Finals.”
Interesting, considering he couldn’t do better than a first- or second-round exit without two of the best players in the league. He also couldn’t make nearly as many Finals as LeBron. Let’s see MJ carry the 2018 or 2007 Cavs to the Finals. Basketball is also a team sport; winning the Finals means you need more than one star.
“What’s your favorite food and why?”
“Soft pretzels because they taste amazing.”
“Troutt or Wear in a fight, who wins?”
“Mr. Trout.”
“Would you rather have a million dollars that doubles every day for a month or a penny?”
“A million dollars that doubles every day for a month.”
“What’s your hot take?”
“Most sports games are boring and cash grabs.”
“Would you rather fight Batman or 4 homeless guys?”
“4 homeless guys.”
“What’s your favorite Fortnite emote and why?”
“Boogie Down.”
“What’s your favorite card in Clash?”
“Bowler.”
“What’s your least favorite card in Clash?”
“Royal Recruits.”
“What’s your favorite type of alert and why?”
“Barbecue Chicken Alert.”
Thank you, Alden, for answering our questions. Peace out, homeboy.
