We asked every teacher what their best dad joke was, and these were the top two from each grade:
5th Grade
- Mrs. Rocke:
Question: “What did one Dorito farmer say to the other?”
Answer: “Cool ranch!” - Mrs. Wherley:
A turtle walks into school with a lady on his back. Mr. Nichols says, “What’s on your back?” and the turtle replies, “That’s Michelle (My Shell).”
6th Grade
- Mr. Ferguson:
Question: “Why do cannibals not eat clowns?”
Answer: “Because they taste funny!” - Mr. Bayer:
“Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of joke, but they’re a solid #2.”
7th Grade
- Mrs. Worner:
“Two pretzels were walking down an alley. One was assaulted! (A salted…)” - Mr. Bellini:
Question: “How do you make a tissue dance?”
Answer: “You put a little boogie in it!”
8th Grade
- Mr. Troutt:
Question: “Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?”
Answer: “It was utter destruction. (Pause) I have been milking that joke for years.” - Mr. Schaidle:
Question: “How did the pirate get to work?”
Answer: “He CARRRRRRRR POOLED!”
