Today I am going to interview Caleb.
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What is your favorite color?
“I do not have a favorite color.”
(His favorite color is actually lime green.) -
What is your favorite food?
“Probably dino nuggets.” -
What is your favorite subject?
“My favorite subject is Mr. Troutt, because he teaches social studies and you get to learn about wars.” -
What is your favorite sport?
“FOOTBALL, because you can ram into people.”
(That’s also why he quit.) -
What is your favorite game?
“FORTNITE is the best game ever—it’s aura.” -
What is the best book you have ever read?
“One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. That’s the best book ever. Nobody can say it’s not.” -
What is the best movie you have ever seen?
“Mickey 17, because it is entertaining to watch.” -
What is the best place you have ever been to?
“Siesta Key, FL. It is very nice there and hot. Also, it’s kind of on the beach, so it’s a short walk.” -
What is your dream car?
“The best dream car is the 1961 Volkswagen Bus.” -
What is your favorite brand?
“Temu, because you can shop like a billionaire.”
(Although, I don’t think he knows—Temu is a company, not a brand.)
Did you learn anything about Caleb? Because I’ll be honest with you—I did not learn a thing about him.
