Now this is the story all about how my career got turned upside down.
I’d like to take a minute, just chill right there,
I’ll tell you how I came to L.A.
In Western, Dallas drafted me, and I played on the court where I spent most of my days,
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool, shooting some b-ball at the courts,
When a couple of idiots who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I ate one little burger, and they got scared.
They said, “You’re moving out to L.A. with Bron.”
And boom, I was on the team with Bron!
First team, what a dream, drinking dubs out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of L.A. are living like? Hmm, this might be all right.
Well, the plane landed, and when I came out, there was a big dude screaming my name.
I ain’t trying to fall in love yet; I just got here.
Doo doo doo doo dooo dooooo doooo.
