We were wondering what the best joke is, so we asked some students around EMS. According to Wikipedia, the best joke is:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”
Now, here are some of the favorite jokes from EMS students:
Jordan Schulz: “What do you call a gorilla on steroids? LeBron James.”
Cowen Risk: “Why did the bike stop? Because it was two-tired.”
Jason Garnant: “How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.”
Max Beard: “How do trees use the internet? They log on.”
Jarek Klaus: “When does the duck wake up? The quack of dawn.”
Crey Leman: “There’s not much I like about Switzerland, but their flag is a big plus.”
Brantley Hinch: “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”
Drew Sauder: “Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.”
Beni Schrock: “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken.”
Clay McClure: “What do you get when you milk a cow in Alaska? Snow.”
