Q-Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

A- 100 duck-sized horses

Q-If you wrote a book about your life so far, what would you title it and why?

A- Crazy because my family’s crazy, my friends are crazy, everything is crazy. 

Q-What would you do if you found a penguin in your freezer?

A- Keep it

Q-If you could eliminate one state, what would it be and why?

A- New York, taxes and crime.

Q-A chicken walks through the door right now wearing a top hat. What does he say, and why is he here?

A- The chicken says, “Bawk”. He is here because he is here.

Q-What do you think about garden gnomes?

A- I hate them, they are a waste of money.